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knownbitch:

In case you’ve been searching for nail polish shaped like a butt, I found it.
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rlyfake:

shroud-of-saints:

dek-says-so:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.

disgusting.

yikes this is gross

(via fun-ya-rinpa)

Source: abbyjean
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neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

(via fun-ya-rinpa)

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yamino:

egomatter:

cover for Steven Universe #5 !!

why yes, i did imply that cookie cat was rebranded as a delicious wafer snack. that’s probably not canon but i can dream

This is super cute, and I love the cookie cat branding. I’m a sucker for fantasy cat branded products. XD

(via therorasaurus)

Source: egomatter
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smilebecauseitsbeautiful:

gayisthenewokay:

catsandcunts:

is anyone even aware of how difficult it is liking femme lesbians? like try to fuckin pick one out i bet you’ll reel in 3 hipsters and a straight girl

is anyone even aware of how difficult it is being a femme lesbian who likes femme lesbians? you’ll reel in 3 guys and a butch lesbian

THIS

(via fun-ya-rinpa)

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rhobi:

'hey what's your otp'

i put my hands in my pockets casually, giving a nervous laugh. ‘w-what’s an otp’ i stutter. i take my hand out of my pocket to brush my hair back smoothly. a list falls out of the pocket. it begins to roll. it is going on seven blocks now. i begin to cry.

(via fun-ya-rinpa)

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kattobingu:

anyway bye

(via mad-maddie)

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say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

(via ruinedchildhood)

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chocolatea-earl:

Ciel is so full of bullshit it’s hilarious.

chocolatea-earl:

Ciel is so full of bullshit it’s hilarious.

(via littlebittytalks)

Source: chocolatea-earl